September

That's right, it's time for another month. This month brings us September. Soon it'll be cold and getting dark earlier, unless you live in one of those weird states that doesn't do daylight savings time. Anyway, here's some shit happening this month. 

September 1st - Labor Day

Happy Labor Day, America. Also, Happy Labor Day to our Canadian friends to the north. Fun fact, in Canada I believe it's pronounced 'Labour Day'. Look at how cultural I am. 

Labor Day recognizes regular working people by giving them the day off so that they can get great deals on mattresses, cars, and TV's at rock-bottom prices. So go out and spend all that hard earned money you haven't made yet and increase your nation's GDP. It's the patriotic thing to do. 

September 12th - National Video Games Day

One of may favorite things to do. Some people smoke weed, I play video games to shut my brain off. By the way, Helldivers 2 came out on Xbox in August, so go out and spread some Managed Democracy by laying waste to bugs on various planets. Help Super Earth win the war!

September 21st - International Day of Peace

LOL! Yeah right. 

September 22nd -Autumnal Equinox 2025

Normal people just call it the First Day of Fall, but the Farmer's Almanac wanted to sound all educated I guess. Anyway, this means it's going to start getting colder. Pumpkin Spice lattes and Uggs will be seen everywhere. 

No Politics Month

I just made this up, but I'd like to have an entire month where we don't talk about politics. Will Karlea be able to do it? It's doubtful, but I'd like to give it a shot.