August

August 1st - National Raspberry Cream Pie Day

Yeah, I'm not touching that one. You perverts are gonna have a field day with this. 
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July 30th - August 3rd
Maine Lobster Festival

Go to Maine and get some lobstah.

August 7th - August 10th
​127 Corridor Sale

Also know as the World's Longest Yard Sale, this extends from Michigan to Alabama on US 27. 
Paging Elizabeth!!
Check it out here. 

August 1st - 10th 
Sturgis Motorcycle Rally

For you 2 wheel enthusiasts. Hop on your bike and head out to South Dakota and hang out with 500,000 people. Try not to catch an STD though. 

August something(I'm too lazy to figure out the actual date)
​Burning Man

Hippies. LOL

August 23rd
Travers Stakes

New York really likes beating the shit out of horses in the summer. Anyway, this is a huge event that's going to fuck traffic up in Saratoga Springs. Basically, a bunch of white people come here, spend a bunch of money, and watch horses run around a track for 2 minutes. If you want to check it out, the information is on the Saratoga Race Track website. 

August 20th - September 1st
​New York State Fair

It's in Syracuse. I've actually never been to it. Maybe I'll check it out someday. 
You can check it out at the New York State Fair website. 

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