February

There's a whole bunch of useless shit that happens in February. Join 50's Saloon as we take a look at what's happening this month. 

Groundhog Day

That's right, folks. It's Groundhog Day...again. Groundhog Day is a tradition that is observed in the United States and Canada and basically says that if the groundhog sees his shadow, there will be 6 more weeks of winter. If he doesn't, we get an early spring. Super scientist doctor weather engineers have proven this as fact, so don't question the groundhog. 
#Science

At approximately 7:25 am, Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his little shithole den and saw his shadow.  Fuck that guy!

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​Valentines Day

This is perhaps one of the stupidest holidays ever invented. Based mostly in legend, rumor has it that St. Valentine used to perform clandestine weddings for Roman soldiers who were forbidden to marry. Now it's somehow a commercial tradition to buy chocolates, cards, and a host of other stupid bullshit for wives and girlfriends. Some people choose not to participate in Valentine's Day because their wife said, "It's fine, you don't have to get me anything." Trust me when I tell you, it's not "fine." Do NOT fall for this trick or you'll be sleeping outside. 

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President's Day

Now this is a special day indeed. This is the day we celebrate our great nation's past and present Presidents. It's also a day when we get crazy deals on furniture and new cars. Don't forget to stop on down to your local furniture and car dealer and see what they have to offer. The savings are going to be...Presidential!