April

Welcome to April, everyone. 

April 1st - April Fool's Day

Yep. This is the day we do stupid shit to each other, like fake RIP a semi-famous celebrity, or extend the month of March by 4 days. 

April 12th - The start of Passover

I dropped out of Sunday School, so I'm not entirely sure what's happening here. Enjoy the season, I guess. 

April 18th - Good Friday

Yeah, I don't really get this one either. Every Friday is a good Friday. 

April 20th - Easter Sunday

OK, I think I know this one. This is the day that Jesus rose from the dead and drove all the Easter Bunnies out of Ireland. That's probably wrong. What I do know is that my wife cooks a huge meal and we have flowers all over the place. 

April 22nd - Earth Day

Hippies or something. 

April 28th - National Arbor Day

More hippies and patchouli, most likely. 

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OK, so basically there's a bunch of stuff happening this month and I'm probably going to Hell. At least it's getting warmer out.