November

It's November and this sucks. It's cold and shitty. We also change the clocks back and hour(unless you're a sandperson) so that means it gets dark an hour earlier. Here's a rundown of shit that's happening in November. I'll give you a hint; it ain't much. 

November 1st - All Saints Day

 I don't even know what this is, but it looks creepy as fuck. Anyway, if you celebrate All Saints Day, enjoy. Unless it's a sad day, then I'm sorry. 

November 2nd - Daylight Savings Time Ends

First of all, FUCK Benjamin Franklin for bringing this stupid ritual into American culture, and FUCK the stupid politicians who refuse to get rid of it today. Anyway....don't forget to change your clocks, unless you live in Arizona or Hawaii(just know the rest of us hate you for it). This is also a good time to replace the batteries in your smoke detectors, unless you've ripped them out of your house already because they're annoying as fuck. 

Disclaimer: Fifty's Saloon DOES NOT recommend uninstalling your smoke detectors from your home. Also, if the FBI is watching, I was just kidding about Benjamin Franklin.    

November 11th - Veterans Day

Happy Veterans Day to all who served or are still serving. Remember to swing on down to your local Applebee's and get your free meal or whatever. 

November 27th - Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

November 28th - Black Friday

If you still do this, please make sure you get video.