It's May. You know what that means? It's time for me to write another monthly article. The things I do for you people... Anyway, here's what's happening this month May 1st - May DayMayday! Mayday! We're going down! Jimmy, get the parachutes ready!!! I don't know. I think May Day has something to do with flowers and shit, but it will always be a distress call to me. May 4th - Star Wars DayThis is pretty self explanatory. Shup up, Candy! May 5th - Cinco de MayoYou know how I feel about mayo! Just kidding. I'm probably just going to have tacos and tequila today. May 11th - Mother's DayI'm sure everyone forgot, so you're welcome. Call your mom! May 17th - Armed Forces DayTo everyone currently serving - Thank you! May 19th - Victoria DayDon't think I forgot about our Canadian friends to the North. Happy Victoria Day. Disclaimer: I'm not sure if this will remain a holiday after you all become the 51st state. May 26th - Memoria DayOK, I'm going to be a little serious here. Memorial Day is for the fallen. While it's also the unofficial beginning of summer, it's usually a pretty somber day for veterans. This is the day we remember all those that we lost.
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