May

It's May. You know what that means? It's time for me to write another monthly article. The things I do for you people...
Anyway, here's what's happening this month

May 1st - May Day

Mayday! Mayday! We're going down! Jimmy, get the parachutes ready!!!

I don't know. I think May Day has something to do with flowers and shit, but it will always be a distress call to me. 

May 4th - Star Wars Day

This is pretty self explanatory. 
 
Shup up, Candy!

May 5th - Cinco de Mayo

You know how I feel about mayo! 
Just kidding. 
I'm probably just going to have tacos and tequila today. 

May 11th - Mother's Day

I'm sure everyone forgot, so you're welcome. 

​Call your mom!

May 17th - Armed Forces Day

To everyone currently serving - Thank you!

May 19th - Victoria Day

Don't think I forgot about our Canadian friends to the North. Happy Victoria Day.

Disclaimer: I'm not sure if this will  remain a holiday after you all become the 51st state. 

May 26th - Memoria Day

OK, I'm going to be a little serious here. Memorial Day is for the fallen. While it's also the unofficial beginning of summer, it's usually a pretty somber day for veterans. This is the day we remember all those that we lost.